they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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