wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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