He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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