Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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