theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
