my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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