he wants to bone in the snuggie
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My vagina is officially offended.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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