I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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