Nicole vs. Life
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize