so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You made out with two different species that night
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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