It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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