We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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