Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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