I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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