Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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