went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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