so explain again why im purple
no
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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