why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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