She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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