hotel room ftw
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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