Bisexual people are plain selfish.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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