Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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