Acid is not a monday night drug
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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