My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
