you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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