yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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