my mouth tastes like poor choices
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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