Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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