your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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