And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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