U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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