found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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