she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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