I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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