Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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