1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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