Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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