We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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