I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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