all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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