you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
