Having a random hookup so left but love u
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
