Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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