he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Randomize