Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
