i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize