Define "chronic" masturbator.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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