The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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