Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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