how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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