if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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