If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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